Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

I wish Moon always be full & bright
and U always be cool and right
Whenever U go 2 switch off the light
Remember that I m wishing U Good Night

U = Lovely
U= Perfect
U = Beautiful
U = Amazing
U = sweet
U = Cute
U = gorgeous
U = Fantastic
U = Fabulous
U = lier

Ajab shaks ho tum
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho
Sawal krne Sey pehLey kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
I Hate Girls
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho

Miss call kya hain
Miss call ek andaz hain aazmane ka
Ek lamha churaane ka
Ek ehasas jagane ka,
Ek dastak hain unke dar par jinko aadat
Hain bhool jane ki

Behind the eye-shadow
& the long brushed hair
There’s a sign on our heart
Saying “Handle with Care

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(’;’)” ” ” ”
(,)(,)” ” ” ”
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OOooo…SARDI?
“HAPPY”cool weather.
Enjoy d winter friend.

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” you can express yourself “.
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever you go your wife network follows”.
After 1 year Life is IDEA
” your wife can change your life “.
After ten years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????

“Mis me” aur  “Hate me”,
Both r in my favour.
If u miss me,I  am always in ur heart.
If u hate me,I shall always b in ur mind.

Meaning ov HUSBAND and  WIFE..
<w>Wonderfull
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous

Santa and Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa waz crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why r u crying?”
Santa replied: “I cam here 4 blood test”
Banta:” So? r you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa waz astonished and asked Banta: “Why r you crying?” Banta replied: “I have [...]