Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” you can express yourself “.
During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever you go your wife network follows”.
After 1 year Life is IDEA
” your wife can change your life “.
After ten years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????

“Mis me” aur  “Hate me”,
Both r in my favour.
If u miss me,I  am always in ur heart.
If u hate me,I shall always b in ur mind.

Meaning ov HUSBAND and  WIFE..
<w>Wonderfull
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous

Santa and Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa waz crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why r u crying?”
Santa replied: “I cam here 4 blood test”
Banta:” So? r you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa waz astonished and asked Banta: “Why r you crying?” Banta replied: “I have [...]

“Miss me” or “Hate me”,
Both r in my favour.
If u miss me,I am always in ur heart.
If u hate me,I shall always b in ur mind.

Life iz for living, I Live for you.
Songs are for singing, I Sing for yoU.
Love iz for caring, I Care for yoU.
Angels are for keeping, Can I keep yoU…?