Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Ek Cute se 7 Saal k Bachay ka Cute si 6 Saal ki Bachi ko Propose karne ka Style:
Boy: Oye Tum melay shath shadi talo di?
Girl: Nai.
Boy: Pleesh!
Girl: Nai Na!
Boy: Alay Maan Jao Na Pleesh! Main Tumto SLANTY Le Tal Don Da,
Girl: Nai Maine Ice-Cleem Khani Hai.
Boy: Chal Gandi Bhooki.

Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no…
USA:What is dis.
GERMANY:shazay(shit)
EUROPE:shit man
INDIA:bati chali gye
PAKISTAN:fir pehn nas gye wapda di

Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
Guess
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Bihkari k samne
” Maaf karo Baba”

Disturb your sms
If i disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
I…
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Love DISTURBING you…..

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:

Teacher: isko english man translate kro
“Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn”
boys: “Oh! Shit we are late”

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to Bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi: “Bakray ko goli maro!!
Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha “KUTAY” ko kahan lay kar gay thay??”

U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?