Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Ishq key parwaane t her jagah milate hai,
Ishq key deewaane tu her jagah milate hai,
Lekeen jo sachmuch farmaate hai ishq,
Vo tu sirf paagal khaane me milate hai.

I always pray  for you that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
and your partner b fat & funny
May your life b filled wid roses
and
you have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

Nakal ka Zmana AikDin Khtam Hojyga
hr class mai foji ajayga,
Panch sal tk koi matric na kr paye ga,
tou hr studnt cnter sy ye keh k jaye ga
Ai$a kroge to kon aye ga

I will battle when u face trouble.
I”m ur own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My luv will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed [...]

A boy to girlfriend
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I’m only a cartoonist

Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy
Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota
Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay
EID MUBARAK

Yaad me unki hamne aansu bahaye day & night
Ab halat ye hai ki dikhta hai sab kuch black & white

Ek Cute se 7 Saal k Bachay ka Cute si 6 Saal ki Bachi ko Propose karne ka Style:
Boy: Oye Tum melay shath shadi talo di?
Girl: Nai.
Boy: Pleesh!
Girl: Nai Na!
Boy: Alay Maan Jao Na Pleesh! Main Tumto SLANTY Le Tal Don Da,
Girl: Nai Maine Ice-Cleem Khani Hai.
Boy: Chal Gandi Bhooki.

Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no…
USA:What is dis.
GERMANY:shazay(shit)
EUROPE:shit man
INDIA:bati chali gye
PAKISTAN:fir pehn nas gye wapda di

Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne
” Maaf karo Baba”