Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Disturb your sms
If i disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
I…
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Love DISTURBING you…..

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
.
.
.
.
ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:

Teacher: isko english man translate kro
“Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn”
boys: “Oh! Shit we are late”

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to Bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi: “Bakray ko goli maro!!
Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha “KUTAY” ko kahan lay kar gay thay??”

U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?

The Army Troops were
in da battlefield 4
2Weeks when the Sergeant announces,
“I have got Good news and
Bad news.
First the Good news,
today we r going 2 Change our Underwear.”
The troops started
Cheering at the news.”
Now for the Bad news. Balbir, u change
with Salim.
Keshav u change with Samson.”

Boss 2 secretry : 4 a week we shall go abroad
She calls her husband: for a week I and Boss r going abroad
Husband Calls Girlfriend: Wife going Lets enjoy
Girlfriend calls her Student: for a week u r free
Little boy calls his granpa: i m free
Grandpa(Boss) calls secratry: Tour cancelled : i m wid my [...]

Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli [...]