Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?

The Army Troops were
in da battlefield 4
2Weeks when the Sergeant announces,
“I have got Good news and
Bad news.
First the Good news,
today we r going 2 Change our Underwear.”
The troops started
Cheering at the news.”
Now for the Bad news. Balbir, u change
with Salim.
Keshav u change with Samson.”

Boss 2 secretry : 4 a week we shall go abroad
She calls her husband: for a week I and Boss r going abroad
Husband Calls Girlfriend: Wife going Lets enjoy
Girlfriend calls her Student: for a week u r free
Little boy calls his granpa: i m free
Grandpa(Boss) calls secratry: Tour cancelled : i m wid my [...]

Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli [...]

Sardar na makhi ka par tor ka kaha,Urr ja.
Bt..
makhi nahin urri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit huwa agar makhi ka par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti