Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Pathan shadi k dusray din BiVi sey  lar pra
Pathan’s dad:kia hua
Pathan: isne meri chay me Tawez milaya hy
Bv rotay hue: woo “Tawez”ni
“Tea Bag” tha

Pathan 1000 key note pey likha number dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha key quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye tu un ka mobile kis key paas hai.

Teacher: Bachoo!
Sabq parho
Sadaqat ka
Amanat ka
Shujat ka
Pathan:
Lo kr lo baat
Apna to yaad hota nahin
aur sadaqat, amanat aur shujat ka bhi parhain..

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana.

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
Pathan Bola,
I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?

Pathan, Ne barf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda barf or mujhay garam

Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
Are you suffering from Fever?
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Pathan: No, I’m Gul Khan from Karachi to Peshawar.

Pathan konay mein chuo ky mobile pe baat kar raha tha.
Dost: Khan sahab! Larki sy baat kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Yaara! khuda ka kasam,
Larki nahi, mangetar hai…

Ek pathan phone karta ha tu awaz ati ha:
“Ye call milany k liye aap ka balance na kafi ha”
Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna hi kafi ha.

Pathan: Yaar yeh “Aaho” kon Log bolty hain?
Panjabi: Wo Log bolty hain jo jaahil or bewqoof Hei.
Pathan: Acha Aap to Perhay Likhay hein na?
Panjabi: Aaho….