Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Teacher: Bachoo!
Sabq parho
Sadaqat ka
Amanat ka
Shujat ka
Pathan:
Lo kr lo baat
Apna to yaad hota nahin
aur sadaqat, amanat aur shujat ka bhi parhain..

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana.

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
Pathan Bola,
I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?

Pathan, Ne barf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda barf or mujhay garam

Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
Are you suffering from Fever?
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Pathan: No, I’m Gul Khan from Karachi to Peshawar.

Pathan konay mein chuo ky mobile pe baat kar raha tha.
Dost: Khan sahab! Larki sy baat kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Yaara! khuda ka kasam,
Larki nahi, mangetar hai…

Ek pathan phone karta ha tu awaz ati ha:
“Ye call milany k liye aap ka balance na kafi ha”
Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna hi kafi ha.

Pathan: Yaar yeh “Aaho” kon Log bolty hain?
Panjabi: Wo Log bolty hain jo jaahil or bewqoof Hei.
Pathan: Acha Aap to Perhay Likhay hein na?
Panjabi: Aaho….

Lady doctor 2 a pthan:
Tum roz clinic k bahir khary ho ka aurton ko qion ghorte ho?
Pathan:Ap hi ne bahir likha ha ka,
“Aurton ko dakhny ka time 9 sa 11 Tak ha”