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Iam not supposed 2 love you
I’m not supposed 2 care,
I’m not supposed 2 live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed 2 wonder where you are
or what you do…
I’m sorry I can’t help myself,
I’m in love with you.
Sardar aapna mobile
Qabristaan mai dafna rhay tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kar rhey ho?
.
Sardar:
Yar dukan waley ney kha hain key
Mobile “DEAD” ho gaya hain
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kesyy hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
He Went & Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r you doing?”
Sardar: “B.Com final year”
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika
Scratch kr ky answer parh leIn.
Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao,
Jinhy Nashty me Nahi Kha Sakty.
Sardarji: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner.
Sardarji, tell me …., what iz the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….
S - Sardaron ki
M - Mazak udany ki
S - Service
Teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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