Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika
Scratch kr ky answer parh leIn.

Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao,
Jinhy Nashty me Nahi Kha Sakty.
Sardarji: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner.

Sardarji, tell me …., what iz the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….
S - Sardaron ki
M - Mazak udany ki
S - Service

Teacher told all students in a class 2  write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

History Teacher : From where 2
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.

Sardar: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Load Krwane Hain…
Dukandar: Memory Card Ha?
Sardar: Nahi! Kya Shanakhti Card Chalega????

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love you kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: ye Kya kar rahe h?
Sardar: i m falling in love…

Sardar sent a SMS 2 his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.