Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

History Teacher : From where 2
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.

Sardar: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Load Krwane Hain…
Dukandar: Memory Card Ha?
Sardar: Nahi! Kya Shanakhti Card Chalega????

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love you kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: ye Kya kar rahe h?
Sardar: i m falling in love…

Sardar sent a SMS 2 his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.

In Kon Bana ga Core pati Shahrakh khan questioned “In which state ganga flows”?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped
Shahrakh khan waz shocked
turned 2 da audience
and said
All were sardars!

ek truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha.
ye dekh ka sardar zor sa hasnay laga or
zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or
bola “ek rassi ko uthanay k liye do-do truck”.