Mobile SMS Text Messages and Poetry

Two Married Men Talking
10yars Ago
Whenever I Returned Home
My Dog Used 2 Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do d Opposite

Shohar aur biwi main baat cheet band thi..
ek subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,
usne kaghaz pe likha
Mujhe subha 7 baje utha dena or kaghaz biwi ka takye ka niche rakh dia..
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Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..
Woh gusse se utha to dekha ka takye ka pass ek kaghaz para [...]

Husband calls from Karachi to his wife in Lahore. Servant picked da phone.
Husband, Mem Sab se bat karvao!
Servant, Woh to sahab ka sath kamre main so rahi hain.
Husband, Par sahb to main hun.
Servant, Ab main kia karun?
Husband, maar de do no ko main hold krata hun.
After killing…….
Servant, Lashon ka kia karun
Husband, Ghar ke peche walay [...]