Husband calls from Karachi to his wife in Lahore. Servant picked da phone.

Husband, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

Servant, Woh to sahab ka sath kamre main so rahi hain.

Husband, Par sahb to main hun.

Servant, Ab main kia karun?

Husband, maar de do no ko main hold krata hun.

After killing…….

Servant, Lashon ka kia karun

Husband, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

Servant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

Husband, Oh! Sorry Wrong number……