Funny Birthday Poems

Read our following latest collection of Funny Birthday Poems. Now you can use these Funny Birthday Poems for greetings cards text messages.

Happy birthday, you're not getting old,
Stay in the game, it's not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.




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It's your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that's for sure.




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On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year you're the special kid;
"This is really great," you sigh.
"One birthday a year is really fun;
I want two! I can't? But why?"




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The party caps are ready and so is the cake,
The beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake.
Presents are already here and more are left to come,
The birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!




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With eyes of blue and hair of yellow
You made me feel like a lucky fellow
You forgot my birthday but ok it's
And the best present is the perfect kiss..




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Kick off your shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, and cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply great!!! Happy Birthday



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It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.



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A perfect gift for u! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable it’s a SMILE from me to u on your Birthday! “Happy Birthday”



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Funny Birthday Poems

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