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Hilarious Birthday PoemsRead our following latest collection of Hilarious Birthday Poems. Now you can use these Hilarious Birthday Poems for greetings cards text messages.Happy birthday u look the same A few wrinkles, nothing 2 shame We all lose our external beauty Growing internally iz our duty Happy birthday you look the same Time is flying by, who should we blame Aging can’t be all that bad More experiences u get 2 add. ******************** Happy birthday 4 today You’re kind & clever I must say With moments worth a million hugs Talks, with coffee in those mugs ur heart & values seem so right We share our views without a fight. Our memories live with eyes so true Adventures grow in a life’s canoe ******************** 2 tie his shoes, he had to use a rope or knotted sheet 2 clamber down 2ward the ground 2 even reach his feet. ******************** Shorty Small was very tall despite his humble name. In fact, his height was quite a sight, & Shorty's claim 2 fame. ******************** You r asleep, but others worry that you r dead. 1st u forget names, then u forget faces, then u forget to pull your zipper up, then u forget to pull your zipper down. ******************** I get up each morning nd dust off my wits, then pick up the paper nd read the"o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know Im not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back 2 bed. ******************** You will never have to endure those harrowing visits 2 the dentist again. You will save a fortune on shampoo. Your hernia operation will make u a star @ the local pub. You will look distinguished with ur receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles. ******************** The advantage ov exercising everyday iz that you die healthier. "Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits u, you won't know it." ******************** Funny Birthday Poems 50th Birthday Poem Happy Birthday Poems Grandmother Poem Birthday Sweet 16 Birthday Poems Romantic Birthday Poems Mom Birthday Poems Sister Birthday Poem Love Birthday Poems Humorous Birthday Poems 1st Birthday Poems Hilarious Birthday Poems Birthday Wishes Poems Childrens Birthday Poems Teenage Birthday Poems Sister Birthday Poems We are continuously adding new sJust read the new Hilarious Birthday Poems and send it to your friends. We are sure that you will like short Hilarious Birthday Poems. If you want to submit Hilarious Birthday Poems then you can send mail to us. |
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