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A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.

Duplicate gifts, you don't even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.

One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.

Dishonest smiles, they don't mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.




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My Friend is special to me,
her snoring sounds like a bee,
her name is Fay.
She comes to my house at the weekend too stay.
Fay, Fay with your snoring,
all I can do is love you anyway.




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I once knew a male
who's name was Dale

He drunk a lot of ale
but went very pale

He was rushed away
but was forced to stay

He went home in a week
but was still a bit of a freak!




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I was a dare devil,
I always raised the level,

I got bruises and scars,
But that didn't stop me from going bizarre

I would jump and skate,
But it wasn't my fate,

I have to find something else to do,
Before I don't have a clue




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My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.

And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.




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It's ur birthday, so don't feel down
Don't think bad stuff & frown
Your life should be filled with mirth
Just look what you've done since your birth

You started out really small
Now you're really filled out and tall.




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I fell in luv with this girl
Our first kiss was in the past

She thought it was so funny
When she made me kiss her ass




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When I met u, just standing there
winds from all directions in ur slick black hair
Surrounding ur face, blowing in the air
I couldn't help but 2 just stand and stare

you stood there alone, no expression on ur face
Its like u were seperated from the human race
You dint move you just stood in place
If u were a card youd be a lonely ace




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As soon as Fred gets out of bed
His underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs "Don't put it there,
A head's no place for underwear!"

But near his ears, above his brains,
Is where Fred's underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
He deftly plucks it off his head

His mother switches off the light
And softly croons,"Good night! Good night!”
And then, for reasons no one knows
Fred's underwear goes on his toes.




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Can a Mime
Make a rhyme?
Sure a Mime
Can make a rhyme.

But who would
Hear it?




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Bleak trees appeal to an empty sky
As the city is haunted by winter.
Skulking strangers crunch their arctic tracks
Across the treachery of the street.

With frozen grins they threaten to speak
But then bow beneath the icy lash
And fumble for the amber womb of home.




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