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I fell in luv with this girl
Our first kiss was in the past
She thought it was so funny
When she made me kiss her ass




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When I met u, just standing there
winds from all directions in ur slick black hair
Surrounding ur face, blowing in the air
I couldn’t help but 2 just stand and stare
you stood there alone, no expression on ur face
Its like u were seperated from the human race
You dint move you just stood in place
If u were a card youd be a lonely ace




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What is love
Do u know
Is it something that u keep.
OR is it something u came through away at anytimes.
Do you luv me.
Do i luv you.
I don’t think so.
What is L-O-V-E?




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As u walk me 2 the door
You lean in 2 kiss me, but I beg for more
So you ask if u can come in?
I say what the hell, it’s not a sin
We enter the darkness of my room
ur such a pervert, said u want in my womb?
Silly boy when I begged 4 more




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My sweet heart & I are just wed.
Already I wish I were dead.
2 weeks she's been spending.
It was time never ending.
We are thousands of pounds in the red!




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Once I am in my bubble bath
I like to stir up more.
Half the suds go in my eyes
And half go on the flor.
The fun is in the bubbles because
They giggle on my skin,
And when I stick them on my face
They dangle from my chin.
And when I splash them hard enough
They pop and disappear,
And then my bath time's over 'cause
I have made the water clear.




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Ooo...ahhh, wanna piece of pie,
Pie too sweet, wana piece of meat,
Meat too tough, wana rid a bus,
Bus was full, wana rid a bull,
Bull too fat, want your money back,
Money too green, wana jely bean,
Jely bean not cook, wanna read a book,
Book not read, wana go to bed.
So close your eyes and count to ten,
And if you miss, start all over again.


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