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Most girls blush at dirty scenes in a movie, I laugh, because I know that I can do it better.



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Born to please taught to tease!



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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.



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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?



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Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.



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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.



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Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.



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Men get laid, but women get screwed.



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Sex relieves tension - love causes it.



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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.



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It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.



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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.



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Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.



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Life is richness in many forms. We should all find our own.



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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.



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Just remember, behind every "heartless bitch" is some guy who made her that way.



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Only Dogs go for bones... Real Men go for CURVES?



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Worried Mom gave his daughter a pack of Condoms before a date. Girl Laughs, Hugs Mom an replies, Times have changed Mom. I'm dating Angela, Give Me Carrots!



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