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Funny Love Quotes For Facebook
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If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.
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Love at first sight is cured by the second look.
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.
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I don't want a fairy tale ending..i want a fairy tale what never ends.
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Falling in love is so hard on the knees..
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
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If your girl friend gives notice and wishes to leave you she can do it only after she works for you two more weeks.
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STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK: Girl's status: "i m feeling sad"... 952 comments..., Boy's status: "i m going to suicide"... 2 likes. ?
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Facebook Funny Love Quotes
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