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Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up den to drop.
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Nobody goes there anymore bcoz it's too crowded.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
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Income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf.
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
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Never stand b/w a dog & the hydrant.
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You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough.
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He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.
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I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.
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Ninety % of the game is half mental.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.
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Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
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Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality.
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Facebook I just don’t understand it.
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If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material.
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Having a dog as a friend better than having a friend as a dog.
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