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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-




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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_

Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P




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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one...



It's keeping ur mouth shut.

But I like the way U think!




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"Change can't be given to you every time
You must bring the Change"
Great lines said by..


Mr. Jamil,
Bus Conductor.

(Now read once again).




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Girl: It's too tight
Boy: Don't worry,I will do it slowly
Girl: Push it in
Boy : ah...I can't
Girl: It's painful
Boy :Forget it.
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We will buy new wedding ring.


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A guy donated blood to his girlfriend.
After a while they broke up and he wanted it back.
The girl threw a pad at him and said.
i will pay you back in monthly instalments.


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Beautiful quote... There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different.


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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think positive.


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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.


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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.


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It's the thing that satisfies
Ur mind, body and soul
Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere.
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.


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Seventy five year old man got married to a fifteen year girl.
On their first night both were crying, Why?



Reason - Bcoz she did not know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..


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I really deeply wish that
U are here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &


we get under the cover together..
to show you my glow in the dark watch.




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Boy 2 girl: I love u Girl: i m engaged with someone n i have a boyfrnd too! Boy: (after thinking a lot) . . . . . Try to adjust me if you can?



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A girl and boy were sitting alone, Boy started touching the girl girl: don't touch me. All things only after marriage boy: ok! Call me when you r married!



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Soldier’s Wife sends daily her Nude Pictures With Both Legs Wide Open. “I will wait like this till you come back.” Soldier-It’s ok but tells me once who the hell take these pictures.



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