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Luv Aur Arrange Marriage Ma Kya Faraq Hai?
LUv Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Sa Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Ma
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Sa


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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub sa pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai ka larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

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Teacher: What iz ur caste?
Student: Pehle hm Singh they,
Phir Rajput huwa,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaga Mummy ki marzi


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A 6 year old boy asked her friend
what iz friendship..?
.
She replied
friendship is when u rob my chocolates every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place...


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It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.


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Son: parosi ki larki ko english nahi aati.
Father: tujhe kaise pata ?
Son: Menai kaha
“Give me sweet kiss”
to usne thappar mar dea.
.
jahiiiL ki bachi…


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Wife: Ap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tm Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Mai Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Mai Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun...


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Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Call Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hon
Baap: Dehan Sa Practical Karna Kahin Exam Sa Phale Result Na A Jae


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A married man waz asked 2 perform hiz SWOT Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat Analysis.
He said, my strength iz my wife.
My weakness iz my neighbors wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat coms when I myself go out.


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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding u to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday


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Boy & girl of class to asked teacher:
can kids ov our age have kids
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
see I told u not to worry!!!


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Larki and Tea me hamesha seven Qualities dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.


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seventy five year old man got married to a fifteen year girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why
Reason - Becuse she did not know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..!


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Wife: 1 baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar ma bataya tha boht maar pari thi.


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Beta : Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai?
Mom : Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain.
Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya
to ladki ki mom gussa hui.
Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu,
tu kyun pragnent ho rahi hai.


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Musharraf Reema ka hath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai


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