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Adult SMS Quotes - Adult Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Adult SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.I like Grapes Bcoz its Boneless. And I like U. Bcoz.... U r brainless. ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad Come on yar its just a FACT ***************** Somedays before 15 Aug Sardar 2 flag seller: I want a big flag Saleman showed him a variety of different sizes Sardarji: You have more colours ***************** 1 cute Nurse came 4 the interview Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 30,000 ***************** Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own! ***************** Door sy dekha to pathan nanga khara tha. or or or or kiya? Qareeb jane ka to sawal hi peda nahi hota. ***************** A 6 year old boy asked her friend what iz friendship..? . She replied friendship is when u rob my chocolates every day from my bag. I still keep it in same place... ***************** It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. ***************** Son: parosi ki larki ko english nahi aati. Father: tujhe kaise pata ? Son: Menai kaha “Give me sweet kiss” to usne thappar mar dea. . jahiiiL ki bachi… ***************** Wife: Ap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho.. Pathan: Tm Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho.. Wife: Mai Maa Banne Wali Hu.. Pathan: Mai Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... ***************** Larka Larki Went On A Date, Baap Ki Call Aayi, Baap: Kaha Ho? Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hon Baap: Dehan Sa Practical Karna Kahin Exam Sa Phale Result Na A Jae ***************** A married man waz asked 2 perform hiz SWOT Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat Analysis. He said, my strength iz my wife. My weakness iz my neighbors wife. Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. Threat coms when I myself go out. ***************** Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding u to brush your teeth, Twice a day Everyday ***************** Boy & girl of class to asked teacher: can kids ov our age have kids Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : see I told u not to worry!!! ***************** Larki and Tea me hamesha seven Qualities dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho 7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho. ***************** seventy five year old man got married to a fifteen year girl. On their first night both were crying - Why Reason - Becuse she did not know anything, and he had forgotten everything..! ***************** Wife: 1 baat bolti hon par maarna nahi. Husband: Bolo. Wife: Main pregnant hon. Husband: WOW! Its good news. Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar ma bataya tha boht maar pari thi. ***************** Beta : Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai? Mom : Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain. Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya to ladki ki mom gussa hui. Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu, tu kyun pragnent ho rahi hai. ***************** Musharraf Reema ka hath pakar kar bola: Aao kamray mein chalain Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai ***************** Adult Sayings - Adult Messages - Adult GreetingsWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Adult SMS forwards Just read the new Adult SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Adult SMS. If you want to submit Adult SMS then you can send mail to us. |
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