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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding u to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday


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Boy & girl of class to asked teacher:
can kids ov our age have kids
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
see I told u not to worry!!!


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Larki and Tea me hamesha seven Qualities dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.


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seventy five year old man got married to a fifteen year girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why
Reason - Becuse she did not know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..!


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Wife: 1 baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar ma bataya tha boht maar pari thi.


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HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI Hai
JB AP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI


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