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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.




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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM




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BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha




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IF u r sitting among a group of people
&
There heads r down
&
Your is up that's not the proof

That u r a seLf confident person

You just don't have a mobile.




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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin...
. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....!




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Do you ever notice
that when you're driving
anyone going slower
than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?
A boy asked his mom
where do babies come from
and the mom said the stork
then the boy said who has sex with the stork?




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Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.

?

?

BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi.




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I love when you go down on me
you relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good you go back up....
damn gas prices.




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I am leaving India
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant ha.




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Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!




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Students of 5th class asked teacher
can we have kids?

Teacher replied "Never"

Boy said to girl

I told you not to worry




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Maths teacher: If you have
twevel chocolates

and you give

five to meena,

three to teena and

four to nina

then what will you get?

Student: three new girlfriends.




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Last night i wanted you, I needed you so badly it hurt, I wanted to taste you, Wanted you in me to work you magic on me... But i couldn’t find you... . . . YOU STUPID PANADOL!



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A little thing its get longer as you hold it & pass between woman's breasts & enters into a small hole what is it? Ans. cars seat belt.... you dirty mind



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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.



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