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  • Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
    dabao naa, zara zor se
    aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
    apni pant bhi nikal do
    meri saadi bhi nikal do
    ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
    bahut tight hai plz.
    aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
    ho gaya na suitcase bannd.




    ******* Dirty message *******



    Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
    Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
    sub k samne lo
    Ya tanhai me lo
    sharmao mut bus ab le lo
    kiya bhala
    MERA NAAM




    ******* Dirty sms *******



    BOY: poora under gaya?
    GIRL: ouch…… haaan
    BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
    GIRL: haan thora thora.
    Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha




    ******* Nasty text messages to send *******



    IF u r sitting among a group of people
    &
    There heads r down
    &
    Your is up that's not the proof

    That u r a seLf confident person

    You just don't have a mobile.




    ******* Examples of dirty text message *******



    A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
    Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

    Boy : My Cousin...
    . The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....!




    ******* Dirty text *******



    Do you ever notice
    that when you're driving
    anyone going slower
    than you is an idiot
    and everyone driving faster
    than you is a maniac?
    A boy asked his mom
    where do babies come from
    and the mom said the stork
    then the boy said who has sex with the stork?




    ******* Dirty text message forward *******



    Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
    Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.

    ?

    ?

    BOLA:
    Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi.




    ******* Dirty texts to send to a girl *******



    I love when you go down on me
    you relieve so much stress and
    tension but when i feel it
    gettin good you go back up....
    damn gas prices.




    ******* Free dirty text message *******



    I am leaving India
    Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
    and media is suspecting me.
    Tum bhi nikal lo,
    uski kaam wali
    bhi pregnant ha.




    ****** Dirty text message ********



    Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
    A. Because their plugged into a genius!




    ******* Dirty text message joke *******



    Students of 5th class asked teacher
    can we have kids?

    Teacher replied "Never"

    Boy said to girl

    I told you not to worry




    ******* Funny dirty saying *******



    Maths teacher: If you have
    twevel chocolates

    and you give

    five to meena,

    three to teena and

    four to nina

    then what will you get?

    Student: three new girlfriends.




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    Last night i wanted you, I needed you so badly it hurt, I wanted to taste you, Wanted you in me to work you magic on me... But i couldn’t find you... . . . YOU STUPID PANADOL!



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    A little thing its get longer as you hold it & pass between woman's breasts & enters into a small hole what is it? Ans. cars seat belt.... you dirty mind



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    Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.



    **************





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