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If you insist on telling me about your plans for the weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit.



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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…



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The wrong person always comes at the right time and the right person always comes at the wrong time.



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When I look into your eyes, something happens, I can't quite explain it, like falling into an ocean, but man, its magical



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Our eyes met across the room, spark flew and my breath was taken away. Though the secret of it all kills me how I can't come over and be wrapped in your arms



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There is no point in telling you how much i still love you, because i know that what we were once, we can never be again.



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Love life when all comes to worst.



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doesn't need to shake the family tree to find the nuts!!!



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Life’s not enough to your dreams.



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Being respected by guys is more important than being beautiful in their eyes.



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Never expect, never assume & never believe in words alone! Because it's the action that counts after all.



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Life is too short to worry about why he didn't call you.



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Life is too short to work after 5pm.



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Life is too short to follow someone else's path.



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