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Fool SMS - Fool Text Messages Poetry QuotesRead our following latest collection of Fool SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket He gave Rs.15/- and took the ticket and said april fool I have pass ***************** Am Going To U.k Dont Worry The Flight Is After 71 Days Surprised After 70 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2010 ***************** FATHER: How r ur Grades, Son SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They"Re Below C Level ***************** Hotho sy joo chu liya Ehsaas Aab tak hain Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag ab tak hain Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi.'-hain. ***************** If people saysu are crazy, be patiend. if they sayu are monkey, relax. if they say u are stupid,be cool but if they say u are smart, Thapad mar sale ko. ***************** If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u. ***************** Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day. ***************** In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U" To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai ***************** jab app Mirror ka pass jatey ho mirror kehta ha BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL, jab app wapis mortein ho aina kehta hy APRIL FOOL APRIL FOOL. HAPPY FOOL DAY... ***************** Jo shakhs Jumai k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga : : "Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa" ***************** 1-you are nice person 2-line one is true 3-line two is false if line one is true 4-both two & three lines are true 5-line four is false ? Tension hui? Ab dusron ko b do! ***************** In me se koi aik chiz slect karein 1.Hathora 2.Handle 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.R0d 8.Danda 0r Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya.. ***************** Arz kiya hy.. (wah wah wah) Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena! (wah wah wah) Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena.. ***************** Ghar me practis karna 1. Aik angoor lo 2. Hath me pakro 3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho 4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR. ***************** U r a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautifull Intelligent Talented Cute Horny are U smiling now? *U BITCH* ***************** Some1.. MiSSES u.. NeeDS U.. Worries Abt U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ... ***************** Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga. ***************** Hotho sa jo choo liya, Ehsaas Ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag ab tak han... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bi to 'HARI Mirchi...hai ***************** u r a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... ***************** billi dum kuy hilate he..........? batano na kyun........? batano na kyun ........? mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!! dum bili ko ni hila sakhti ***************** Jab kabi bi apki larai 12 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula lena because me ne kabi kisi ka sath kutay wali hoty ni dekhi. ***************** congratulations: amir khan ki film "TARAY ZAMEEN PER" KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM Ka 2ND PART Ka LIYE AAP KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLEHAI. FILM KA NAAM HAI BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. ***************** Hey..how are you... iam going to Dubai... Its aftr seven dayS Surprised? after seven days will bi 1st April And you are the 1st FOOL of the year :-) ***************** Why do yoU think I SMS you ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ? Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's bcoz... I need a person 4 just time pass ***************** Fool Greetings Messages : Fool TextWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Fool SMS forwards Just read the new Fool SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Fool SMS. If you want to submit Fool SMS then you can send mail to us.We have fools sms, fool day sms, april fool sms, fool sms collection, april fool day sms. |
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