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Q:What is the dif btwen wife and a gf?
A: 40 pounds!!


Agr manzil ko pana hy
too hosla sath rkhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hy
to aytbar sath rakhna,
Agr hmesha muskurana hy
to DAANT saaf rkhna



Ek murgi aur us ky teen bachy road cross kar rahe the.
Ik bache ne kaha Aakhir hum panchoon ny road cross kar liya
Paanch kaise?
Socho Socho …


Ary bacha hy, kuchh b bol sakta hy.



A woman likes to have four animals in the house:
a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet,
a bull in bed,
and a numbskulll to pay for this all.



20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex,
19% is watching television
and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand



Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!



3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:**** yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p



Ek Larka ek Larki AHA
Adi raat ko OHO
Jungle main WAWA
Jharyon ke peeche Oye Hoye
Sub se shup ke UFF
Ek duje ke saath WOW
AAM kha rahe they
HAPPY MANGO SEASON



kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI mera
dil…






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