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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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If dreams weren't dreams & dreams came true I wouldn't b here id b with you. Distance is 1 thing that keeps us apart. But you'll always remain in my heart!
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One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid
But there was nothing one to aid him.
When he was about to die,
He establishes an angle in his offer.
He throws the fish towards beach and said;
At slightest I can put away your existence.
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Beware of your girl buddy; her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.
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Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.
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Still not asleep
I used to sleep at night,
then I discovered the internet.
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Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement.
Wife: Why?
Husband: for the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.
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Dropping Something, Then Catching It in Mid-Air and Feeling Like a ninja.
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My wallet is like an onion; when I open it, it makes me cry.
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I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories & not for facebook profiles.
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Some people come into our lives and leave foot prints on our hearts..... Others come into our lives and make us want to leave foot prints on their face.
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Save the planet and kill yourself.
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That awkward instant when you think the teacher is looking at you But really she's looking at the person behind.
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I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories & not for facebook profiles.
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A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop: Miss will u marry me when i grow up Girl smiled & said YES Child said: can u give your future husband a free chocolate.
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It is said that, When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! & When a man does that.. The slide show begins..!!
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Height of Crazy Friends . . A boy enjoying a date with his GF, Suddenly his friend comes and looks at his GF and says: Brother yesterday girl was better than she.
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