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Ronron ~ My boyfriend and I were laughing so hard at your man tells girlfriend text...definitely forwarding it on!
Here are some more that the boyfriend's received.....

"My wife told me to make love to her like the movies. so I stuck it in her a@@ and came on her face. She got mad and left. Guess we are not watching the same movies!"
"Job openings PT/FT $21.75 hr. Skills Needed: Excellent jaws, good neck muscles, and a deep throat. I didn't qualify, so I referred you. Good luck!"
I'm sure they'll be more to come.




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Sirf chahnay say koi bat nahi hoti,
Suraj k samny kabhi rat nahi hoti,
Hum chahty hain jin ko jan se bhi ziada,
Wo basty dil me hain bus mulaqat nahi hoti.




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ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________




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Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!

Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!

Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!




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I would never be tired of you
even if I am with u all day long
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day
I luv you




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Interviewer to Pathan
If a Parhata and Pizza iz Dropped from a 60 feet building
Which will Reach the Ground First
Pathan: Pizza

Interviewer: Why
Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food




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aap Cartoon
aap k Bhai Cartoon
aap ki behen Cartoon
aap k abbu Cartoon

aap ki Ammi Cartoon
aap ki Puri Family Cartoon
Dekhti Hain
Ya ap akeley hi dekhte ho




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aik bat hamesha yad rakhna
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hai
1. Samosey key saath zyada Chatni.

Or dusra,
Dahi barey key saath Paapri.




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aik Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha
aik Aadmi Aaya aur Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey Ky Alag Paise Lega




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Naraz kyoun Hoty Hoo Chalay Jatay Hai Teri Mahfil Se
,,”FÄRÄZ”,,
Apnay Hissay K 2 Samosay To Utha Lainay Do




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Cute joke:- a girl comes late 2 class.
Professor:why are you late?
Girl : a boy waz following me sir
Prof: So, what?
Girl: That boy waz walking very slowly..




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A college guy says Perfect example 4 newton 3rd law..

"Every time i open my book,
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.
my eyes close automatically.."




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Postman: I ve 2 come seven miles 2 deliver this packet 2 u.
Santa: Why did u come so far? U could ve posted it instead.




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Can we romance in da evening today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little bit ov kissing and biting.
Reply me soon!

urs lovingly -
"Mosquito"




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Sarder dukhi tha
.
.
.
.
kisi ne poocha “kyun tension mai ho”.
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.
.
sarder:”yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery ka liye 3 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”




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A Sardar learning english introduces hiz family @ a party.
Hello I am a Sardar.
This is my sardarni .
He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.




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do Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy,
Sardar:Look so many bandages,

pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha

hai,
BC-1760!!




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UFONE menu main khush amdeed
Rishte k LIAY 1 dabayn
Mngni k LIAY 2 dabayn
SHADI k LIAY 3 dabayn
Aur
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.
.
apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabayn




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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya, Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao, Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do, Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass.. Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.



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1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?
2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?




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what was made in HELL!!!!!

Days after marriage




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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.




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Boy was trying 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says not all this before marriage
Boy Don’t worry I am already married






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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN




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Es 33 mrks ke kimat tum kya jano lecturar babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Students ky sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failures ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense iz it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.




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Momin Bhiao!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hy..
Ap Sb Sy Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Main Save

Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Sy Pehle
Mujhey send Karen.




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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: wo Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or bad main 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me




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ZONG REVISTED
Ab Koi Bathrom Sa
Uthe Aur Kahe ka 65
Paise Me Call Kro

Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Waisa Bhi Zong

ka Customer Pehle
Din Say Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Sirf 75 Paise Ma Call

Kar Rahe Hay
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Call Karne Wala

Package Istimal Karte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do




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Premika - mai Maa Banne wali hoon
boyfriend - kiya bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ma TWIST hai

Premika Bakvas nahi,
me tumharay bap sa shadi kar ka tumhari maa banne wali hon.




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three Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi
Inspector Tm Murghio ko kiya detay ho
first sardar Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest him
Inspector Tm kia detay ho

second sardar Rice Inspector Tm Be ghalat ho arest him.
Last wala ghabra ka bola:
hum to sab Murghio ko 10 rupay de deta han k marzi se jo chahy kha lo





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