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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




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From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u

I love ur smell
the way ur tongue feels

the way u tighten
and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm
NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense iz it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



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Momin Bhiao!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hy..
Ap Sb Sy Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Main Save
Jokes,

Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Sy Pehle
Mujhey send Karen.



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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: wo Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or bad main 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me



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If People Criticise yoU
Hurt U or Shout At yoU
Don't Be Bothered
'
Just Remember
In Every Game Audience Make Noise, Not The Players



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Beautiful Quote
I said to Allah that
I hate life

Allah replied
Who asked u to love life
Just luv Me and life will be beautiful



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Twinkle, Twinkle little star...
bet your wondering where we are???
Well, put ur mouth up 2 the phone

& leave us a message for when we get home.
& if u can make ur message rhyme,
We'll call u back in half the time!!!!



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It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
LUve makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth.



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Whats da difference btween wife nd neighbours wife?
Wife iz a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife iz like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all da above...
So always Brush ur Teeth.



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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??
Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..


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Cheel Urri ,.'
Kaw'wa Urra ,.'
Meina Urri ,.'
Kabutar Urra ,.'
"GADHA" Urra ,.'

Iss Bar Pata Nahi Kon Se Mulk Ke Liye Urra Hai,

Aap Samajh Tou Gaye Hon Gay..



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Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's u.


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Kon kehta hai Pakistan main ghum hain? Khushiyan bhi boht hain.!
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar main shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.
3. Bus main seat milne ki khushi
4. Taweel arse bad double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile ko apni jaib main dekhne ki khushi
7. Ghar wapis aane k bad mobile na chin jane ki khushi! :>
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD



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Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,
Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...



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Jija: apk yhan k sab sy mashor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: jo mashor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


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Father: Itny kum marks doo thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa theek hay mein nay to us mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!



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Boy 2 God:
Gve me a pocket full of money, Job nd a big vehicle full of girls.
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point


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Hey this is the pizza guy. If you call back, you can win free party pizzas with 5 toppings each for life. If you call within the next 30 minutes, I'll throw in a free mushroom!


Right now I'm in the mood to go see some donkeys take a shit in public. I'm going to the zoo soon & figured you’d want to come. Call me back with your answer. That way I can let the donkeys know when we’ll be there so they can hold it in until we arrive.


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Agar aap sa koi kahe ka
aap
“GOOd LOOKING”
“SMART”
aur
“GENIOUS”
hoo
To Samaj Lena Ka Who April Fool Mana Raha hai.



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Study=dont fail
dont study=fail
adding above equal to
Study+dont study=fail+dont fail

study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)

study=fail





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