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1 doctor implanted a new ear 2 a man.
Man:you idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing.



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Judge: Do u accept that u stole money from him???
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give u?
Man: when I showed him the gun



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How do u find SAAD no?








Menu > contacts > SAAD



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I ve lots ov jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all ov them,
It ll take a lot ov time,
So Im sending u just one joke
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“You r sooooo beautiful”



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The 2 Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girl’s Smile
&
2. A Girl’s Tears.



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What kises mean!
KIS ON HAND=i adore you,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want you,
KISS ON LIPS=i luve you,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!



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sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi ka paper leak ho gaya.



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Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
untill on unless any external agent brother or father of the girl comes into play and break the legs of the boy



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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs & Decent Girls? Both don't exist.


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Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo
Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon se poch lo
Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho
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Pathano
se poch lo..



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Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?



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Roses r red and violets r blue, samran is ugly bt duffer what the hell happened to u????


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Boy I love u
Girl Me too
Boy kitna pyar krti ho?
Girl Jitna tum karty ho
Boy U cheater..
main samjha tm really mujy pyar karti ho…



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Pandit: Tumhary jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow: Yah bat hui na
Pandit: Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali and 5 batiyan han



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Womens top seven lies:
1. I luv u
2. I aM virgin
3. I hate sex
4. you are first who is touching me
5. oh its to big never seen before
6. i hate sucking
7. Ok only once



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Wives are Incoming Calls
Lovers are Outgoing Calls
Aunties are Tollfree Calls
Callgirls are Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls are Missed Calls



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"Amrina" iz da most beautiful & smart girl
Say this 10 times slowly wid full AHTARAM!
Yeh message 10 logon ko send karo 1 khush khabri milegi,
Don't Delete this it's real,
kisi nai isey delete kar dia tha us ka affairs uski AMMI ko pata chal gaye,
kisi nai isey jhoot samjha usey raat ka 1 baje uskey ABBU nai fone per baat karte hue pakar kar phenti lagai
1 or nai name change ker ka farwd kar dya
to use date par jatay howey kuttay n kaat lia.....-)



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Before marriage,
a man ll lie awake
all night thinking abut
something u say.
After marriage,
he will fall asleep
before u finish.



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