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Hilarious Text Messages - Hilarious Quotes Messages Sayings SMSRead our following latest collection of Hilarious Text Messages. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.A ur Attractive B ur Beautiful C ur Charming D ur Delicious E ur Exciting F ur Funny G ur Gorgeous H ur Heavenly Im Just Kidding Loser ***************** We hope you will like and bookmark these free and amazing hilarious text messages and refer your friends to this page too. Once there was a mirror which used to kill LIERS FRENCH:I think I dont smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed) ***************** Bus mein boy & girl ki team antakshri khel rahe thi. Girl: Hum tumko harakar dikhange . Boys: Hum har gaye chalo ab dikhao ----------------- Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.. Sardar: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi. ----------------- Sardar ke piche Kuta pada. Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga. Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya. to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya ----------------- Chand lamhon kizindgi hain nafraton se jiyanahi karte dushmanon ki kya shikayat karen ab to dost bhi sms kiya nahi karte ----------------- Question of The Day Agar Tum Larki Hoti Aur Mera Rishta Aata to Tum Kiya Karti Send this sms to your Friends & Enjoy Fantastic answers ----------------- When you mix rice in milk u call it kheer... When you mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When you mix a sweet person like me in ur life ... yoU call it takedeer. Mis you ----------------- I luv u more than all the stars in the sky. I luv u more as each moment passes us by I u like bee luv honey My luv for u is like rain it just shower all over u ----------------- Be careful when a boy tells u that he love`s u from the bottom of his heart, This means that there is enough space For other girls on top of his heart? ----------------- The rain makes all things beautiful The grass and flowers to If rain makes all things beautiful Why does not it rain on u? ----------------- he animals ov a jungle have decided 2 hold a meeting. The lion haz come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting has not started. Guess y ? Because the Donkey iz busy reading this SMS ! ----------------- ur network tariff haz changed! Call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats u can make free calls! ----------------- Boy: Yaar larki ko I Love u kehna ki sab se achi jaga kon c hai? . Boy: Daata drbaar . Boy: kyun? . Boy: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti... ----------------- Sex iz heat. Love iz sweet. When two lips meet. Love iz complete. Love iz name. Sex iz game. So, forget the name and Play the game! ----------------- Wo meri har Baat se Ikhtilaf Karta hy Chup chup k magar mera Twaaf Karta hy Kahin koi Or Shakhs Mere Kareb na ho jaey Is liey wo Sub ko mere Khilaf Karta hy. ----------------- Soft Speech Pure Heart Peaceful Eyes Strong Hands Focused Mind & Determined Decision Always Make U "Boring" So, Chill Maro! Or Jungli Ban k Jiyo! ----------------- Love is beautiful, wonderful & Amazing... u feel its the best thing in the World.... Until.......................... It Happens to your Daughter. ----------------- Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye. ----------------- Black night Full ov fright Heat nd fever on the air tonight Electricity halted Darkness spread in da vally ov death Energize dead body comes from grave Try 2 scare people by making lots ov niose Standing with satanic rule looking 4 Someone to fulfil the thirst of human blood Knock-Knock open the door Are you scared! HAPPY HiLarious ----------------- How like a queen comes forth da lonely Moon Frm the slow opening curtains ov the clouds Walking in beauty to her midnight throne! We are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Hilarious Text Messages forwards Just read the new Hilarious Text Messages and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Hilarious Text Messages. If you want to submit Hilarious Text Messages then you can send mail to us. |
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