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Hilarious Text Messages - Hilarious Messages Sayings SMSRead our following latest collection of Hilarious Text Messages. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Boy: Yaar larki ko I Love u kehna ki sab se achi jaga kon c hai? . Boy: Daata drbaar . Boy: kyun? . Boy: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti... ----------------- Sex iz heat. Love iz sweet. When two lips meet. Love iz complete. Love iz name. Sex iz game. So, forget the name and Play the game! ----------------- Wo meri har Baat se Ikhtilaf Karta hy Chup chup k magar mera Twaaf Karta hy Kahin koi Or Shakhs Mere Kareb na ho jaey Is liey wo Sub ko mere Khilaf Karta hy. ----------------- Soft Speech Pure Heart Peaceful Eyes Strong Hands Focused Mind & Determined Decision Always Make U "Boring" So, Chill Maro! Or Jungli Ban k Jiyo! ----------------- Love is beautiful, wonderful & Amazing... u feel its the best thing in the World.... Until.......................... It Happens to your Daughter. ----------------- Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye. ----------------- Black night Full ov fright Heat nd fever on the air tonight Electricity halted Darkness spread in da vally ov death Energize dead body comes from grave Try 2 scare people by making lots ov niose Standing with satanic rule looking 4 Someone to fulfil the thirst of human blood Knock-Knock open the door Are you scared! HAPPY HiLarious ----------------- How like a queen comes forth da lonely Moon Frm the slow opening curtains ov the clouds Walking in beauty to her midnight throne! ----------------- We are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Hilarious Text Messages forwards Just read the new Hilarious Text Messages and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Hilarious Text Messages. If you want to submit Hilarious Text Messages then you can send mail to us. |
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