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Boy: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehna ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy: Daata drbaar
.
Boy: kyun?
.
Boy: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...



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Sex iz heat.
Love iz sweet.
When two lips meet.
Love iz complete.
Love iz name.
Sex iz game.
So, forget the name and
Play the game!



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Wo meri har Baat se Ikhtilaf Karta hy

Chup chup k magar mera Twaaf Karta hy
Kahin koi Or Shakhs Mere Kareb na ho jaey
Is liey wo Sub ko mere Khilaf Karta hy.



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Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind & Determined Decision
Always Make U


"Boring"


So, Chill Maro! Or Jungli Ban k Jiyo!



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Love is beautiful, wonderful & Amazing...
u feel its the best thing in the World....
Until..........................
It Happens to your Daughter.



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Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye.


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Black night
Full ov fright
Heat nd fever on the air tonight
Electricity halted
Darkness spread in da vally ov death
Energize dead body comes from grave
Try 2 scare people by making lots ov niose
Standing with satanic rule looking 4 Someone to fulfil the thirst of human blood
Knock-Knock
open the door
Are you scared!
HAPPY HiLarious



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How like a queen comes forth da lonely Moon
Frm the slow opening curtains ov the clouds
Walking in beauty to her midnight throne!



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