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If you are angry with someone and want to take revenge from him/her then you can do it indirectly by sending him/her insult sms. We have very interesting insult messages. Enjoy and have fun with your buddies by sharing insult messages with each other. Make the mood good by reading really funny insult messages. Read our following latest collection of Insult SMS.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


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Meharban Kadardan,
Dekhiye mere SMS ka kamal,
Bandar Ayega,
Mobile Uthayega,
SMS Padega,
Smile dega.
Ab Forwerd Kar ke Hoshiyari Dikhayega..


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Today Is MMS Day...

MMS Means- Make Monkeys Smile

I Did My Job
Now It's Ur Turn
Send It To All Ur Monkey Friends
Stop Jumping
Start Sending


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Friends are like fish.
You have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught You.
So better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU


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A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ?

Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.


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Teacher: Who has learned half home work he can kiss men on hand,
Who has learned full home work he can kiss me on cheek,
One student stood and said: miss meet me on break time I have learned all books.


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I Want You,
To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner…. &
To Say Those Sweet Three Words To You….
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Pay the Bill


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I thought a thought but the thought i thought Wasn’t the thought i thought i thought!

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I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, You were the quickest.

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Behind every Bitch There is a man who made her that way.

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