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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film


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Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!


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U ve to do to things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so tht U kan live....
2nd.take a bath so tht others kan live....


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OUR
PRIME MINISTER Gillani
Army CHIEF Kiani
SPEAKER Zanani

Wah Ray Wah PAKISTANI

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UR cute gorgeous fine and amp dandy.really sexy U make me randy.UR gud wife UR mouth and amp also in bed …oops sorry wrong number for get wot I said!

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One day a monkey looked into mirror and said 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' nd killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, becoz I don't wanna loose u!

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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!


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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2


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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
luv, youth, parents, identity,
laughter nd their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they r called HUSBANDS!


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The first testicular guard
waz used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet waz used in 1974.
It took 100 years 4 ment to realize
that the brain is also important.


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Arz kiya hai
Tomy iz a dog and you are a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy iz a dog & u are a flower,
Tomy lifts hiz leg and gives you a SHOWER
ab KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!


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Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kon karega


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