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Best way to purpose a girl....
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Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat...
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Then take the boat in the middle of sea...
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Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat...



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Boy: Can i hold ur hand?

Girl: No.

Boy: Y?

Girl: Because it hurts when u leave it.

Boy (in his mind): "O My God"... I am acting but she is
overacting:



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A couple were arguing.
Wife: You don't like anybody in my family
Man: Not true,
I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!



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Pakistan will meet Bangladesh in Final.

And

India will meet Sri Lanka at the Dhaka
Airport ..



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WHY CHINA DON'T PLAY CRICKET ??
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BECAUSE !!
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ALL FACES ARE SIMILAR, AGAR KOI OUT HO GAYA TO MUH DHOKAR PHIR SE BATTING KAR SAKTA HAI



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World shortest jokes
1) 2 Women sitting quietly!
2) 2 pathan playing chess!
3) GirlFriend pays the bill
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Misbah 105 (36)



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Mom..
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Mom - Concentrate on your studies- you'll know
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Son- Ok mom, Who is Pooja aunty??
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Mom – I don't know.
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Son- Concentrate on your husband- you'll know
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Mom???????????????????????????



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How Stories Will Begin In The Future - - - "Once Upon A Timeline...” P: D


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Height of Laziness is "SLEEPING AND DREAMING". & in dream, also sleeping & dreaming about sleeping. : P


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STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK: Girl's status: "i m feeling sad"... 952 comments..., Boy's status: "i m going to suicide"... 2 likes. ;)


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I am a total failure at drawing I can't even draw your attention.


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For all the girls that say All guys are the same Who told you to try them ALL.


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When a girl is quiet, millions of things are going through her mind. But really happens like every 36 years.


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