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One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called
over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd
like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so
undercooked that it's

runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also
want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's
so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll
have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room
temperature."

The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot
serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here
yesterday!"


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A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the

Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …

Good morning
&
Keep smiling


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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill ur home with
Happiness

And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy


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May the joy, cheer
Mirth & merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround u forever
May the happiness

That this season brings
Brighten ur life
And, hope the year

Brings you luck &
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!


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Arz kiya hain
mai uskey pyar mei ban gaya baraf ka gola,
mai uskey pyar mei ban gaya barf ka gola,
magar woh bewafa boli
"thanda matlab coca-cola


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Care 4 the 1 who Shares with yoU
Share with the one who Knows yoU
Know the one who Misses yoU

MISS the one who well Wishes yoU
Wish you a very Good Luck.
Have a nice day!


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Joo Hamisha
Hansta rata Hain Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehte Hain.

aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
kehte Hain.


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Kisa Lagta hein
Jab Raat ky Snatte mie
Hwa K Jhonkon ky Sng
Khamoshi se

Chlty Hue
Koi Chupke se Aye
Aap ko tham le
Or Kahe..


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MOST USed Alphabet "A"
DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999.
It AppearS
1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS.
Achievement RequireS Patience


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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven
PEACE ON EARTH!


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I've this Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Every Single Secnd
Of the Day
Having A Picture Of yoU

In My Mind
and
Longing for yoUr Presnce
In My Life
Hoping That
Someday U'll b Mine


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Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.


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God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!


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Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?
BeCoz there r so many Wing's nd Wong's,
They are afraid you'll Wing the Wong number.


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Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle par char
Gai ur Punture ho gae
Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nahi aai?
Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi


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Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 7000 rupe don
Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?
Sara: koi b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?
Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante


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Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?


Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end


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Musharraf Jb mein paida hua to 60 topen chali thi..
Santa- Kamal hai! Sabka nishana chook gaya?


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Ek family shole dekhne aai pati patni Ae romanticly bola, “naach basanti naach”
Tabhi bacha chilaya-”mummy is kutte ke samane mat nachna.


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Ye jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai,
Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
Khoon choos leti hai ladko ka saara,
Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.


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Two eyes r best friendz,
both blink 2gether,
both laugh 2gether,
if 1 eye cry d another 1 also cry,
if 1 eye sleep d another 1 also sleep,
bt if they saw a girl only 1 eye will blink.
MORAL:A GIRL kan break any relation.


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susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa ek glass paani ka de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana


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Thiz iz d telephone terrorist team. While receiving thiz msg a virus will b activated. Thiz virus should ve infected ur mobile bi now. ur mobile ll b disabled, unless u r ugly.

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Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here?
Banta: one kilo meter.
Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !!


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It iz d Mayuri which dances whn it rains, It iz the
Koyal which sings whn Autumn comes, It iz my Heart which does
both whn your thought comes to my mind


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O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,

kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna


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What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ...

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