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Jokes SMS - Jokes Text Messages Quotes - Funny JokesRead our following latest collection of Jokes SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature." The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!" "Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!" ***************** A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated … Good morning & Keep smiling ***************** May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill ur home with Happiness And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy ***************** May the joy, cheer Mirth & merriment Of this divine festival Surround u forever May the happiness That this season brings Brighten ur life And, hope the year Brings you luck & Fulfills all your dearest dreams! ***************** Arz kiya hain mai uskey pyar mei ban gaya baraf ka gola, mai uskey pyar mei ban gaya barf ka gola, magar woh bewafa boli "thanda matlab coca-cola ***************** Care 4 the 1 who Shares with yoU Share with the one who Knows yoU Know the one who Misses yoU MISS the one who well Wishes yoU Wish you a very Good Luck. Have a nice day! ***************** Joo Hamisha Hansta rata Hain Us Ko “HANS MUKH” Kehte Hain. aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko “HUSBAND” kehte Hain. ***************** Kisa Lagta hein Jab Raat ky Snatte mie Hwa K Jhonkon ky Sng Khamoshi se Chlty Hue Koi Chupke se Aye Aap ko tham le Or Kahe.. ***************** MOST USed Alphabet "A" DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999. It AppearS 1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS. Achievement RequireS Patience ***************** What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven A host of Angels And all woman in heaven PEACE ON EARTH! ***************** I've this Strnge Feeling Of Missing U Every Single Secnd Of the Day Having A Picture Of yoU In My Mind and Longing for yoUr Presnce In My Life Hoping That Someday U'll b Mine ***************** Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai. Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. ***************** God created da earth, God created da woods, God created u to, But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes! ***************** Phonebook Dilemma Why are there no phone books in China? BeCoz there r so many Wing's nd Wong's, They are afraid you'll Wing the Wong number. ***************** Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle par char Gai ur Punture ho gae Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle Nazar nahi aai? Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi ***************** Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 7000 rupe don Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge? Sara: koi b nhe Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti? Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante ***************** Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum? Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning But Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end ***************** Musharraf Jb mein paida hua to 60 topen chali thi.. Santa- Kamal hai! Sabka nishana chook gaya? ***************** Ek family shole dekhne aai pati patni Ae romanticly bola, “naach basanti naach” Tabhi bacha chilaya-”mummy is kutte ke samane mat nachna. ***************** Ye jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai, Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai, Khoon choos leti hai ladko ka saara, Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai. ***************** Two eyes r best friendz, both blink 2gether, both laugh 2gether, if 1 eye cry d another 1 also cry, if 1 eye sleep d another 1 also sleep, bt if they saw a girl only 1 eye will blink. MORAL:A GIRL kan break any relation. ***************** susti ki intiha, Boy:papa ek glass paani ka de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana ***************** Thiz iz d telephone terrorist team. While receiving thiz msg a virus will b activated. Thiz virus should ve infected ur mobile bi now. ur mobile ll b disabled, unless u r ugly. ***************** Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here? Banta: one kilo meter. Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !! ***************** It iz d Mayuri which dances whn it rains, It iz the Koyal which sings whn Autumn comes, It iz my Heart which does both whn your thought comes to my mind ***************** O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna ***************** What Happens To A Chartered Accountant MainMatric Mein Tha Wo Matric Mein Thi Main Inter Mein Tha Wo Inter Mein Thi Main C.A Mein Aa Gya Wo B.A Mein Thi Main C.A Mein Tha Wo MASTER Mein Thi Main C.A Mein Tha Wo PhD Mein Thi Main C.A Mein Tha Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... 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