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Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko B Pyara Hu Mai
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne He
Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hu Mai




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Grl Friend v/s Wife
gf..beauty
wf..duty
gf..pension

wf..tension
gf..yummy
wf..vehmi
gf..cool

wf..fool
gf..tooti fruity
wf..kismat footi
gf..fresh cake
wf..Earthquake.




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what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......

do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.




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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.


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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!


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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”


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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG
is HONEST
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE

is WISE
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT
iz a HUSBAND


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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times
Check ur marriage album
All ur relatives were standing behind u


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Husband.....
shadi key bad zindagi kutty jesi ho gae he.
Wife:
kutty sey kya muqabla krtey ho.

Wo to 1 ghanta phansa k rakhta hy
tumari to 2mint me Gand phat jati hai


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Pyaar k is daur mei
Shadi ho lahore mei
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho

Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho

biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mei
shaadi ho lahore mei


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RUKHSTI k waqat
Dulhy k moble pa bel hoee
Or usy uski BV ney boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi

Dil Me Chupa K pyar ka arman Ly Chaly,
Hum AaJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.


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B for marriage:
.
.
Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i lu 1, that is you…
After marriage:
.
Roses are dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..


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Wife: kaash me newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yahi dua he rab se issi bahane her din nai nai to milti.


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Shadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati kio Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jana Chaahiye


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I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...


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Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.


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2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,

Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you'r right, shut up.


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Boy friend iz fun,
nd
Husband iz gum,
Boy friend iz light of moon,

nd
Husband iz month of june,
Boy friend iz tooty fruity,
nd
Husband iz qismat phooti.


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Q= Why do couples hold hands during their marriage?
A= It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


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A woman waz telling her friend , "It waz I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what waz he before u married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied,
" A multi-millionaire".


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Married life is full of excitement and frustration
In the first year ov marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks nd the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak nd the neighbors listen.


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From this day forward,
u shall not walk alone.
My heart will be ur shelter,
And my arms will be ur home.


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Q: If marriages r made in heaven,
than wht r made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!


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Before marriage:
Roses r red, sky iz blue,
O my darling! I luv u…

After Marriage:
Roses r dead,
I ve flu,

dont come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders tht only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why ths ?

Banta reply:
Because married men r more obedient.


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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I'll attend your wedding.


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Lawyer: “Wht was d first thing ur husband
said to u whn he woke tht morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did tht upset u?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”


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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience


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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighboring
table n wish you'd ordered that..





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