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Marriage SMS - Marriage Text Messages - WishesRead our following latest collection of Marriage SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Q= Why do couples hold hands during their marriage? A= It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ***************** A woman waz telling her friend , "It waz I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what waz he before u married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". ***************** Married life is full of excitement and frustration In the first year ov marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks nd the man listens. In the third year, they both speak nd the neighbors listen. ***************** From this day forward, u shall not walk alone. My heart will be ur shelter, And my arms will be ur home. ***************** Q: If marriages r made in heaven, than wht r made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! ***************** Before marriage: Roses r red, sky iz blue, O my darling! I luv u… After Marriage: Roses r dead, I ve flu, dont come near me, Paray hatt tuu, ***************** Banta owned a factory. He issued orders tht only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why ths ? Banta reply: Because married men r more obedient. ***************** Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I'll attend your wedding. ***************** Lawyer: “Wht was d first thing ur husband said to u whn he woke tht morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did tht upset u?” Witness: “My name is Susan.” ***************** First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience ***************** Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that.. ***************** Marriage Messages - Marriage Cards Greetings - Marriage WishesWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Marriage SMS forwards Just read the new Marriage SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Marriage SMS. If you want to submit Marriage SMS then you can send mail to us. We have happy marriage life sms, |
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