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Misleading SMS - Wrong TextsRead our following latest collection of Misleading SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Girl riksha wal : Q bhai jaye ga ? Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi tu Oil lga kar khara kia hai . . Girl : tu phir Ghuma ker peechay le lu ***************** Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal raat 2 hadd he ho gay, Uff 2 ghantay! meri2 jaan he nikal gaye Saaray kapray geelay ho gae Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye 1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha . . . . . ya 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai ***************** your 5 qualities: 1...... 2...... 3...... 4...... 5...... Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti ***************** I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid as it thrust in & out up & down can't wait til nxt time I LoVe MY TOOTH BRUSH ***************** True Luve iz like a pillow. U could HUG it when yoUr in trouble. U could CRY on it when yoUr in pain. U could EMBRACE it when yoUr happy. Want True Luve? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. ***************** Girlfriend:It to tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! s ***************** Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion. ***************** You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE ***************** If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U are MY "ATM CARD ***************** Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai ***************** Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hm bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon ka dor mein Kin hasraton ka sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:- ***************** Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha 1 shaam, Liya 1 kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p ***************** six Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota b nahin he . . ***************** 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain It goes in dry it comes out wet the longer its in the stronger it gets we can have it in bed just you and me its not what you think its a cup of tea! ***************** . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195 ***************** Kyun har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho ***************** Meri zindagi pr faqat itna ehsan kar do, ek benam si mohabbat maray naam kerdo, ek subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo, ***************** We are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Misleading SMS forwards Just read the new Misleading SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Misleading SMS. If you want to submit Misleading SMS then you can send mail to us. We have misleading rude sms. |
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