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Naughty SMS Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Naughty SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Thiz DOG iz 1 act ov MONKEY the best FOX ways 2 CROW make u RAT smile CONFUSED : Now read it again leaving ur nick name ***************** u Can Control yoUr Breath But Not Death, yoU Can Control yoUr Life But Not yoUr Wife, U Can Control yoUr Emotion But Not Ur “Loose Motion” ***************** Tum kya ACT karti ho derect Dil per ATTECK karti ho bewafa hum tum per martey hy tum dosaro ko SELECT karti ho. ***************** Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha? Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti ***************** ROSE LOTUS TULIP SUNFLOWER JASMINE ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISION WITHYOU!! . KYU K . . GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT HI KUCH OR HAI. ***************** Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next day beta school se aa raha tha k ek larki pe gir gaya. Us larki ki maa usay danT?ti hai to wo kehta hai: oye gira teri beti pe hun aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai ***************** The Beauty of English: Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story? e.g. Oh John please don?t touch me at all. Oh John please don?t touch me at. Oh John please don?t touch me. Oh John please don?t touch. Oh John please don?t. Oh John please. Oh John. Ohhh. ***************** He came to me one nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed and had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F IN MOSQUITO yoU Dirty Mind ***************** Skin meets Skin When iz tht the skin meets skin, hair meets hair and balls disappear.. dirty mind its whn you BLINK yoUR EYES ***************** Sali: Jija ji 500 rupees dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. ***************** Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. ***************** The animals ov a jungle ve decided 2 hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meetingv has not started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey iz busy reading ths SMS ! ***************** Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai! Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain! Pata Hai? Nahi? . KHUD KUSHI ***************** Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya, Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye, Guess y? Because Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen. ***************** CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces. ***************** Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko ***************** Naughty Messages - Naughty Cards Greetings - Naughty WordsWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Naughty SMS forwards Just read the new Naughty SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Naughty SMS. If you want to submit Naughty SMS then you can send mail to us. We have double meaning naughty sms, naughty sms, naughty sms jokes, naughty picture sms, naughty sms messages, very naughty sms messages. |
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