Naughty SMS Text Messages Quotes

Read our following latest collection of Naughty SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.




Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.

3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.




*****************



Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

) (
( .)( . )
) (


because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..




*****************



A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between

women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?

1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


*****************

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous


*****************

Old man school k principal se:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?

Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chu >>


*****************

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays
thousands on festivals
lakhs on weddings

but to celebrate
all u have 2 spend is your TIME


*****************

I want to touch your lips
taste ur tongue smell your breath
hai wat hapen
i am your colegate


*****************

Going Late 2 Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
and saying 2 MAM

Hey SwEeTy
CARRYY ON DONT STOP


*****************

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when yoU hold it
and pass between

women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it

1 min 2 think
Car Seat Belt
yoU dirty mind


*****************

Aapky hi charche har gali mei hai
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai
Ya koi chamtkar nahi, Time hi aisa ha


*****************

andheri kbar,
sunsan kbristan,
soni haweli,
kala asman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,
raat ho gayee soo jah shaitan


*****************

Teacher:main ksi pr b aik nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kia soch rha he
Studnt:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..: ?


*****************

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA and u get a heart!
if u pick U, u will get hurt!

I had pick U coz it's better to get hurt
than have a heart without U!


*****************

Marriage Iz When
A Man nd Woman
Becomes 1 ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try 2
Decide Which One ...


*****************

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell 1 more example ov this type Student : I luve my teacher, teacher luves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....


*****************

Thiz DOG iz 1 act ov MONKEY
the best FOX ways 2 CROW make u RAT smile

CONFUSED :

Now read it again leaving ur nick name


*****************

u Can Control yoUr Breath But Not Death,
yoU Can Control yoUr Life But Not yoUr Wife,
U Can Control yoUr Emotion But Not Ur
“Loose Motion”

*****************

Tum kya ACT karti ho derect Dil per ATTECK karti ho bewafa hum tum per martey hy tum dosaro ko SELECT karti ho.


*****************

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?


Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti


*****************

ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
SUNFLOWER
JASMINE


ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO
COMPARISION WITHYOU!!
.
KYU K
.
.
GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT
HI KUCH OR HAI.


*****************

Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai?
Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain.
Next day beta school se aa raha tha k ek larki pe gir gaya. Us larki ki maa usay danT?ti hai to wo kehta hai: oye gira teri beti pe hun aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai


*****************

The Beauty of English:
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story?
e.g.
Oh John please don?t touch me at all.
Oh John please don?t touch me at.
Oh John please don?t touch me.
Oh John please don?t touch.
Oh John please don?t.
Oh John please.
Oh John.
Ohhh.


*****************

He came to me one nite
explored my body
licked
sucked

swallowed
and had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...

F IN MOSQUITO
yoU Dirty Mind


*****************

Skin meets Skin
When iz tht
the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair
and balls disappear..
dirty mind

its whn
you BLINK yoUR EYES


*****************

Sali: Jija ji 500 rupees dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..


*****************

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko hara kar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.


*****************

The animals ov a jungle ve decided 2 hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meetingv
has not started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey iz busy reading ths SMS !


*****************

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!



Pata Hai?



Nahi?






.













KHUD KUSHI

*****************

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,
Guess y?

Because
Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.


*****************

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces.


*****************

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola

“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Naughty Messages - Naughty Cards Greetings - Naughty Words

We are continuously adding new sweet, cool, cute, best mobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Naughty SMS forwards messages. Just read the new Naughty SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Naughty SMS. If you want to submit Naughty SMS then you can send mail to us. We have double meaning naughty sms, naughty sms, naughty sms jokes, naughty picture sms, naughty sms messages, very naughty sms messages.