Naughty SMS Text Messages Quotes

Read our following latest collection of naughty poems, naughty text messages, naughty love quotes and Naughty SMS. Now you can forward these mobile naughty text messages.

He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
You Dirty Mind ....




******* Naughty sms joke **********



Last night I went to bed without you cold, naked, thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you last night



******* Naughty girl quote **********



Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice.

But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?
Speechless!




******* Naughty girl quote **********



Similarity B/w Man & The Letter ‘Q'
Both R Zero Without That Little Thing Hanging Down Below…!




******* Naughty sms joke **********



Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:

"If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy.."




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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Mem saab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.




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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.




******* Naughty sms for girl **********



Sardi ka

Zamana hai

"Musam bi

SOHANA ha "

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhaj do

"kiya blance 2011 tak chlana ha




******* Naughty sms quote **********



1985 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
aba g theek hain
bachon ka kya haal hy

2011 k mehman
Ghar atey he:
Aslmalkm kia hall ha
Barik pin wala chrgr hy?




******* Naughty girl quotes and saying **********



wana know whats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free
.
.
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it's a big hug 4om me to say
sweet thoughts of you r always on my mind




******** Ex girlfriend sms *********



MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




******* Indian naughty girl **********



A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.



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It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes you lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers!
Cheers!



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Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.



------- Very naughty jokes in hindi ----------


1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha,
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Lay Lo Aalu Lay Lo..

1 Aadmi Ne Kaha:
Khan Sahab Yeh To Angoor Hain..??

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaye Ga..



------- Naught thought sms ----------


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got heart attack.




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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho
Wese to kehte Ho
"I Hate Girls"
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!




******* Naughty letters to husband **********



When I was young I begged God 4 a bike,
but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!




******* Naughty sms text joke **********



The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be your grand mother.




******* Naughty girl quote **********



Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.




******** Naughty sms joke *********



Molvi England club main chala
gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k baid bola.


O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




******* Very funny decent quote **********



Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.




******* Naughty quotes english **********



Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..




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Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, Kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That’s the way to eat a Mango. Happy Mango Season!



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Women r greedy, They want everything from d same man. Men r so simple, They want the same thing from every woman.



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When I pray I don’t see God, But I know he listens As such, When I SMS you I don’t see you, But I know you think of me & smiles.



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Bite the Neck Gently Chew the Breast Softly Spread the Legs Slowly Taste the Juice excitingly that is how you have to enjoy a Chick . Tandoori Chicken.



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1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees. Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams…. Be Positive Always!!!



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