Naughty Sms Messages - Naughty Text Messages - Sayings - Jokes - Pranks - Txt Msgs - Quotes

Are you in a mood to having fun with friends? Get naughty messages from here and enjoy the whole day with your buddies. These naughty sms messages are especially collected here for the naughty guys who know how to enjoy life. Make your everyday a new day by sharing sms with your friends. Read our following latest collection of naughty Sms Messages. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages. Enjoy your day, don’t forget to smile and also make others laugh. Here we have thousands of naughty text messages for you.

New style of proposing.
I have spend many sleepless nights in your love &
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So let’s make them brother n sister



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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.



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Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Taste the Juice excitingly
that is how you have to enjoy a Chick
.
Tandoori Chicken



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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!



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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,

Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,

Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka, Kya Karein Yar....

Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai




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Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?



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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,
Hamare Lye Na Sochna:



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Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
That's the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEASON




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Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed & den it
spat- It sure ain't you. you ugly part!




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Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9




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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.



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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit & you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! In LIFE.



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Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me. Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that’s why I'm your TOILET!



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