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Whn u feel alone
Whn nobody is with you
Whn nobody is near you
Whn u miss everybody,
That means,
U are in ‘TOILET



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Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey ka liye ek dabaye,
Mangni ka liye do dabye,
Shadi k liye teen dabye,
Dusri shadi ka liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!



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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,



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I saw a bad dream last night,
ALL FOOLS IN WOrLD ARE DEAD.
so now YOU give me a miss call urgently ....
because i am really worried about you da..........


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AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR


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If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 in the other, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the centre field.? ? ? ? 1 big one


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It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life


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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.


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Whats the dif btween magnet and woman?
Magnet haspositive side


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Zra Zra kr ky teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegl construction kh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....


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Shyare Se Tujhe Koi Kam Ni,
Tu Qatal Be Kar dy To Tujh Pe Elzam Ni
Kabi Tu Aye ga Tu Mare Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na mara Tu Mera Naam Nai,



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Kitne armaano se suhaag raat ko ghoongat uthaya maine faraz,wo bare pyar se kaan main boli, ......tenu dulha kinnay banaya bhootni ke


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Major Rohail ke chhatri me surakh tha ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy? Major bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga


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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga



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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'
now reverse the order:GFEDCBA
'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!!!'



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