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Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,
Guess y?
Because
Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.




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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko




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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it

N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole

What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous


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Old man school k principal se:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?

Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chu >>


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Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great

Cos today is your day
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are 4 u today

i wish u all the best
Happy birth day. Love you



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Some things are left undone
some words are left unsaid
some feelings are left unexpressed

but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished



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Always Luv Wife
No life without wife
Wife se pyar karo

Wife key sath wafadar and imaandar raho Yeh mat socho k
WIFE KIS KI HAI”



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Relation Between Men
and Women As On Now Days
You Can Touch Each Other

But u Cannot
Touch Each Other’s Mobile



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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.



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Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho



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Government imposing new taxes
Dating Rs.12,
Hug Rs.22,

Kiss Rs.32,
Love Rs.52.
But you don't worry,
Flirting is still free



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Whn u feel alone
Whn nobody is with you
Whn nobody is near you

Whn u miss everybody,
That means,
U are in ‘TOILET



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Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey ka liye ek dabaye,
Mangni ka liye do dabye,

Shadi k liye teen dabye,
Dusri shadi ka liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!



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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho

dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,



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I saw a bad dream last night,
ALL FOOLS IN WOrLD ARE DEAD.
so now YOU give me a miss call urgently ....
because i am really worried about you da..........



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AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR



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If a farmer has
5 haystacks in one field
and 4 in the other,
how many haystacks

would he have
if he combined them all in the centre field.?

?

?

?

1 big one



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It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life



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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.



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Whats the dif btween magnet and woman?

Magnet haspositive side



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Zra Zra kr ky teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegl construction kh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....



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Shyare Se Tujhe Koi Kam Ni,
Tu Qatal Be Kar dy To Tujh Pe Elzam Ni
Kabi Tu Aye ga Tu Mare Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na mara Tu Mera Naam Nai,



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Kitne armaano se suhaag raat ko ghoongat uthaya maine faraz,wo bare pyar se kaan main boli, ......tenu dulha kinnay banaya bhootni ke



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Major Rohail ke chhatri me surakh
tha
ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy?
Major bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga



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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know

PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga



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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'
now reverse the order:GFEDCBA

Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!!!'



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