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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!


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Hi,
My name is
“BUBBLI”
My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new


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3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!


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A best relation is.! When someone hurt u, u dont hurt back..
When someone hit u, u dont hit back..but,
When someone needs u, u always come back. ........


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One of the true and nice saying
'The most beautiful clothez that a girl can wear are the armz of the man who loves her'....


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Munna Bhai: If a dog
without teeth bites you,
what should you do.?.

Circuit: Simple bhai,
take injection without
the needle.!.


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Biryani khanay ki dua!
Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH


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Door jb chaloo kisi kay saath to phir, Tanha laut kay ana kitna mushkil hota ha

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tumse hi dosti, tumhara hi intezar, tumhare bina dil rehta hai bekarar, tumhari yeh saadgi tumhara yeh pyar, jeevan bhar na bhool payengey is dosti ko yaar....

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Thought ov tha day: successful man iz 1 tht makes mor money than his wife can spend nd successful women is 1 tht kan find such a man....

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Intelligent, sweet, charming, friendly...enough abut ME! How r u?

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Hard work haz a future payoff and Laziness pays of RIGHT NOW

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How do U occupy an idiot bze? . . Press down . . . . . . Press up

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Widout humor, life sex. Widout luv, life ia hopeless. Widout courage, life is hard. Widout friends like you, life iz impossible!

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Folk say U only fall in love once, but whenever I hear UR voice I fall in love all over again.

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Da 1st half oV our lives iS ruined by our parents, nd the second half by our children.

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1st Sardar:Jb main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad ni kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

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do sardar jangal me: Samne sher aya, ek ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga, 2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

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1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad ni kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

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Boss: to employee - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.


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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.


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