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Politics SMS - Politics Jokes - Politics Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Politics SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki? WIFE: kul 3 baar! Politician: Kab kab? WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai, Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai. Politician: Or teesri baar? . . WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay.. ***************** Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom. ***************** Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ***************** BUSH: Humare pass Britny Julie Robert Anjelina Joli sab hai! Tumre pass kya hay? MANMOHN SINGH: Humare pass Imran Hashmi he! Bhej do sab ko ***************** Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. ***************** Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf” ***************** ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, 1 zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roop ***************** Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko banay do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna iman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan, ***************** ek anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jase PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili Health aisi milay jaisay SANGEETA ko OR Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k ***************** Zardari ne awam ka vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki ka hansto ko rula dia Socha tha ka shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia ***************** Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja ka ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…: ***************** Agar Aap Chor Dakuu Luterey Badmash Aur Qatil Hyn Tou Aapki Ye Khubian Bana Sakti Hain Aapko "President" Of "Pakistan" ***************** Teacher Pathan Say: Qatil kisay kehtay hain? Pathan: Pata nahi..? Teacher: Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kiya kehlao gay...? Pathan: "ZARDARI" ***************** Politics iz the art ov looking 4 trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ***************** Sardar Manmohan Singh’s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will B the National Song. 3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha ek Bajega. ***************** Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya, itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya, socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi, salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya ***************** Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy! ***************** Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye ! Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay Load shedding nahi ho gi Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi Corruption khatam ho jaye gi India dost ban jaye ga Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi . . . Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi ! ***************** We are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Politics SMS forwards Just read the new Politics SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Politics SMS. If you want to submit Politics SMS then you can send mail to us.We have democratic politics sms, government politics sms, presidential politics sms, politics quotes. |
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