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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the baar,
Punjabi Bhangra tey
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRy


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Ishq da jisno khwaab ah janda aye,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda aye,
Mehboob aavey ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab ah janda


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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.


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mery ishq de vich mashkook na ho
nai aj tak ghalat nigah kiti
teri her mulakaat me enjj kiti
jewain musa naal khuda kiti
nai fark kita teri puja wich
nai khatreyaan di parwah kiti
ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti


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"Baba Waris Shah"
Eithay Kinnu Maan Wafawan Da,
Tey Kinnu Naaz Adawan Da,
Assi Peele Patte Darakhtan De,
Sanu Rehnda Khauf Hawawan Da..


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Teri Yaari Da Mull Asi Taar Nahi Sakde,
Ton Mange Jaan Te Kar Inkar Nai Sakde.
Manya ke Zindagi Lendi Imtehan Bare,
Par Tu Honve Naal Te Aysi Haar Nahi Sakde...


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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi ik vaar ruske te vekho sohneyo,
Mar jayenge tvanu manaan vaste.


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Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!


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Dost hon te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi ae,
Dost na hon te Mehfil vi shamshaan hundi ae,
Sara khel te dosti da ae
Nahin taan Janaza te Baraat ik samaan hundi ae.


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"Pakistani di mushkil"
kaar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
ty
marran tu baad hisab arbi wich dawo.


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Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s'an
''Mein ty Char kar behtan wan''
ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro
Ishaq da rog ve la behtan wan ''
Sary rog ty met jandy ny ''sham''

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan


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Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.
English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:
WARAAAN?


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Meri Rooh Vich Mera Yaar Vasda
Meri Ankh Vich Usda Deedar Vasda
Sanoo Apne Dard Di Parwa Nahi
Par Rab Kare Har Waqt Rahe Mera Yaar Hansda


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AIK TAY TUSI ATRANDAY BOT HO
DUJA TUSI SHARMANDAY BOT HO
DIL KARDA WA K TAWANOON
DINNER TAY LEY JAWAAN MAGAR KII KARAAN
TUSI KHANDAY BOT HO


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Tussi Hasday yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Mar javange tuhanu manaan vaaste


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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!


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Yaro ase v kisey nal pyaar keeta c
Pyaar v by shumaar keeta c
Ase dar dar k izhar keeta c
Ty fair o kehndi palya main te mazak keeta c....


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Tare Dosti tha mul ase la ni skdy,
Tu mangy jan ty kr inkar ni skdy
Maneya kh zindgi landi imthan bry
Pr tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday


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saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae


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Salam meri jaan
..
dil 20,13
80,20 teray
Hor 10
3 bujhaoo..Or
100 jaoo..

80,20 hun 100
janyaan.
Confuesed?
Now read in punjabi!


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Tussi ki o? Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.


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Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao


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