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aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya


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Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.



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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai



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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
..
.
.
Nahi pata kya

Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha



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A Beggar’s Brother Died,
But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be…?

Answers :-

The Beggar Was A Female



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Sorry thre iz no space 4 your msg in my inbox


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Kyn hr bar mosam ke tarah bdl jaty ho,
Hr bar hamara dil dkhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari rooh tk kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal r lote churate ho



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Dil sy bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ak raftaar ky panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabi kuchi.!
Tari photo sy to meri negative hi Achi



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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Spread you legs
And give me an hour



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A man can kiss his wife A flower can kiss a butterfly
Wine can kiss a frosted glass
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
so the world needs YOU after all!



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I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor …
what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together.



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