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How Dogs & Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook and
Both put too much value on kissing.



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Ask my eyes to stop looking at you...
Ask my brain to stop thinking about you..
Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you..
Ask my heart to stop beating..
Ask me everything..But don't you ever stop me from loving you.




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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.




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Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday & send this
sms to every cartoon as i did...




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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy?
If you can't make me sexy,
please make all my friends fat.
Amen.




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This sms can only be readed by some1 sexy...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!




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If your face had "Welcome" written on it
it would make a perfect doormat.




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These waves warm me 4 us.
We're bloody. Take me away
So, i pretend I know it's so hard.




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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain aziyat nahin hoti mUjh ko

Ab koi aye chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko




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Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..




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If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don't hesitate,

JUST slap urself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi


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How dogs and Women r alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,

Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.


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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down
We apologise for any inconvenience



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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers to.

If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?



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