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Santa Banta SMS Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Santa Banta SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu’s When He Was Child ******************* Santa Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-”A Cockroach” Why? Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai ******************* Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar. ******************* Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother. ******************* Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush. ******************* Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan… ******************* Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga.. ******************* Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas ******************* SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. ******************* Santa: Basanti suit bara sona paya hay. Basanti: Thank U Gusee Santa: Lipstick bari soni laye aya. Basanti: Thank U Gee. Santa: Sahingaaar ev sona ketaa aay. Basanti: Thank U Ge Santa: Par soni phair ve ni lagdi... ******************* Santa fund answer ov d most difficult question Question was Wht comes first the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle do gay, vo aye ga! ******************* Santa: I got married becoz I was tired ov cooking, cleaning home nd washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 d same reason. ******************* Santa on long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual haoens @ home. Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, didnot come 2day. ******************* Banta: It iz shame bt let me confess I ve become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I ve Sex @ HOME only! Wife: Thanks god I am not. ******************* Santa goes 2 buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much 4 this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye. ******************* A friend 2 Sardar: Last year da Name-Plate outside ur house I read Santa Singh B.A This year I read Santa Singh M.A When did u finish urs Master Degree..? Sardar: u don’t understand. Last year my wife died. I put B.A. 2 indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, so M.A iz married again. ******************* Girlfriend Tm to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi ni hai tumhe! santa, Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah ni karte! ******************* Santa Se Puchha Ki ”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge? Sardar-”A Cockroach” y? Beceause Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai ******************* Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him ! ******************* Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do. Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha. Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free. ******************* Santa Banta JokesWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Santa Banta SMS forwards Just read the new Santa Banta SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Santa Banta SMS. If you want to submit Santa Banta SMS then you can send mail to us. |
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