Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

People enjoy sending sardar messages jokes to their friends. Sardar sms are usually funny and hilarious. They make everyone laugh crazily. You can also make your buddies laugh by texting them sardar sms daily. God give life once so, live it fully, always try to remain happy and also make the people around you happy. Read our following latest collection of sardar sms, sardar jokes in urdu, sardar sms text messages and Sardar SMS.

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN"




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Santa- Doctor This Bucket Has A Hole
Can you Please Repair It.
Dr Stupid! Do you know Who I Am?
Santa- Yes I Know you are Specialist In
Plastic Surgery...




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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ...




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Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it?
Think think think to avoid side effects.




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Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?




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Teacher to Sardar: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail.




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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"




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Sardar thought "LOL" meant "lots Of Love". So one day His Friend's Mother died he send the following txt..... "Sorry 2 hear about the death of your Mother LOL"



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Teacher: write your father’s name in English. Sardar: Beautiful red underwear... Teacher: Are you joking? Sardar: no his name is Sundar Laal Chadda...



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Boss: aik acha sa sheesha le k aao jisme mjhey mera face dikhayi de Sardar: Boss nahi mila mein sab dukaan mein gaya par sab me mera hi face nazar aa raha tha.



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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..



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Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay...



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Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd; "sb se aage wale ko" sardar; "to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.



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