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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Sardar SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:Wo Q? 1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha or me usy Daad dy rha tha "WA HAYAT" "Wahayat" ***************** Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-) ***************** Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light” ***************** Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline and Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Kartey Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Sey ***************** Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hain Managr: wht can i do Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hain ***************** Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya us na poucha teri mah kahan ha sardar bola wo tu pichlay saal hi mar gai thi sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi, sardar bola Me na socha surprise doon ga ***************** I’m not supposed 2 love you, I’m not supposed 2 care, I’m not supposed 2 live my life wishing you were there. I’m not supposed 2 wonder where you are or what you do I’m sorry I can’t help myself I’m in luv with u ***************** one friend asks sardar how was Your exam? Sardar: It was okey but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and finally i wrote 'THUNK'. ***************** History Teacher : From where 2 where did d mughalz rule ? Student: Sir, I m not sure but I think from page 15 to 26. ***************** MAN:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy Sardar: pta Nhi Mujhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Saal Ho gye he... Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nhi ati ***************** Height Of Common Sense.. Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamakti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaz Baad Main Kyun Aati Hai..?? Sardar: Kyun Ke Hamari Aankhen Agay Hain Aur Kaan Pechay.. ***************** Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. ***************** Sardar saw a very high Ufone tower & Red light glowing on the top. Seeing this he said” Pak is developing fast see there r trafic signals for aeroplan in air ***************** Sardar: Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ? Pathan: Eagle Sardar: Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ? Pathan: illegal. " ***************** Sardar- Muje e.mail bnana hy Sardar Sardarg Sardar123 Sardarabc Koe b nhe mil rha Major Rohail- Tum “AKALMAND SARDAR” try kro 100% mil jye ga ***************** 1 Sardar k pas Kawa(crow) tha, wo mulaaim(soft) tha, Batao Sardar ne apne Kaway ka kya naam rkha hoga? .. .. Socho Socho .. .. Microsoft.. Mi-crow-soft ***************** She Is Kidding... Sardar: Translated Into Urdu... "Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ***************** Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di? sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain. ***************** A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat "human beings r soluble in water" ***************** 1st Sardar: Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho? . . 2nd Sardar: Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey. ***************** A Sardar wnt to hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi de taang kithe hai? Waiter:Who langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha! ***************** SARDAR:: Beta yeh kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ik bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sb check kar kay laya hooon ***************** 1 day Sardar happened 2 see a marathon race. "Wht d guys r doing" asked d sardar. " v r running a marathon. d winner will get prize" replied 1 runner. "Only d winner will get prize! Thn why others r participating!!" Exclaimed d Sardar ***************** Professor:Chemical symbol ov Barium? Sardar: B.A Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What ll v get if one atom of B.A and two atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA ***************** two sardaron ko two bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de kar ateain hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb rastay me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain ga ka ek hi mila tha : ***************** Sardar to doctr: Mujhey ek problem ha DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt: ***************** Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC ka pas ja kar beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon ***************** Sardar:Oye tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey aes class wich ek sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar. ***************** Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi Jb DRIP Khtm Hony Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne Bhai Sy Kaha "Jao Sister Ko Bula Lao" Wo 3 Din Baad Punjab Se Apni BEHEN Ko Le Aaya ... ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR MAN.SARDAR g DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY? SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES hehehehehe... ***************** Ek Sardar ne Road Pe Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us Main Ja K Beth Gya Dure Sardar Ne Poocha ''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?'' 1st Sardar Replied ''Gehria'n Sochaa'nan'' ***************** Son:papa 5+5 how much Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata, ja jake andarse caliculater la ***************** A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy. ***************** Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. SMS Sardar G - Best Sardar Jokes - Sardar GreetingsWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Sardar SMS forwards Just read the new Sardar SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Sardar SMS. 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