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Who na mila tu us ki yadoon k sahary gee lain gaye

Warna us ki shadi pe jaa k PEPSi pee Lain gaye

\(‘,‘)/ Q K Dunia?
|| Hai Dill
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Teri Khamoshi or Udasi ki waja hum samjh na sakey

"Dost"

Wo Tut era Khali Shopper Dekh k pata chala

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Aj tenu Darbar Tu Chawal Nai LABAY



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Diplomacy of girls

They don't like if you ask their age.
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But they will kill you if you forget their birthdays



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Boy to Girl: Why do you love a rose,

Which dies in a day.

But don't love me,
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who dies for you every day?



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Oye hoye … Dialogue!!



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Two things will define your success in Life
1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.



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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!



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Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
don't call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Mr. Robert



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Advantage of not having Lovers. 1. Can Sleep Well. :->. 2. Can Save Time n Money’s-) 3. No Missed Call At Mid night.;-). 4. No Worries about How I Look:-O 5.No Need 2 Active Cheaper Call Rate Scheme :-> 6. No Need 2 recharge twice A Day. 7. Can Talk 2 All Boys n Girls. 8. The Most Important, all singles can forward this txt.


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After Consecutive Big Success in Electricity, GAS, CNG Load shedding Rehman Malik Proudly Introduces a new Concept Known As Signal jamming :D


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The shortest and best joke is . . . . A Sardar is a scientist. :D


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