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Kuch batain aisi hoti hain jinn ka jawab nahi hota
1 Dunia main sub say mushkil kaam kon sa hai?
2 Dunia main kon sub say khoobsorat hai
3 Dunia main humara anay ka masksad
4 Dunia main kitna pani hai
5 Pakistan main sub sab say bara kameena kon hai
Samjh tu gay houn gay app



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DUA hain key teri duniya me koi ghum na ho
DUA hain key teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai key us ki vajha HUM na hoon...



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A pig fell in love with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Next day,
pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI



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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila



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Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.



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Sardar Ji phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.
Dost Bola: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
SARDAR: Bivi se
Dost hairat se: Itni khush mezaji
SARDAR: Tere jo hai



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Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ...



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Chaudhary ne fiance ko apni picture bheji


Pic khenchte hue 1 donkey ki b foto aa gya


Chaudhary ne ehtyatan likha


Sarah janoo
Foto peji ae
Te khabbey paasey mei aan!!!


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Mind jiska
ICE
Life jiski
NICE
Heart jiska
PURE
Success milay
SURE
Nazar jiski
CLEAR
Banay jo subka
DEAR
friendship jis pay
END
Main hon wo
friend



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Ek doctor apny dost se
yar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay



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Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh



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I love u.

I love u
so much..b‘coz,,...

bcoz...


Bcoz Indira Gandhi says: Love Animals .



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If I ld had face like yours then I would sue my parents!


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Mari zindagi pr faqat itna ahsaan kr do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam kr do,
Aur sham tak mary ghr ka sara kaam ker do



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aak sardar airhostess sy,
Aap ki shakl mari biwi sy boht milti hy!”
Hostess ny zordar thapr mara..
sardar bola: Adat bhi bohut milti hai



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Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai Chummi Nhi..



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wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.



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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha


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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!



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