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When I was a baby, I play with toys. I'm baby now so now I only play with sweet boys!!


Sardar ko truck nay takkar mar di
Friend: Yar jo hona tha ho gya par tu itna dara kyun hai?
Sardar: Yar kyun ka us truck k peechay likha tha
“Phir Milen gy”



Professor: wht iz symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor: what is For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor: What will we get if one atom of BA
and seconed atoms of NA combined?


Sardar: BANANA


Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhtay rehna,
Phir tasawar main khud se sharmatay rehna,
Her ada us ki paasad thi apni,
Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna,
Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar,
Bichar gaya, socha jaisy apnaye rehna



At this moment in time ten million people are having sex.
five million people are drinking coffee.
hundered million people are sleeping
and one stupid fool iz reading my text!pass on



Thought of the day:
“if you help a girl when she is in problem,
she will alwayz remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”



A very old lady teacher of English
ask ths question wth the class:
When I say “I'm beautiful”, which tense iz it?
1 pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.






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