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Father: wht abt your result
Son: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya
F: wht abt yours
S: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
F: n wt abt your
S: Wo dr. Saab ka
F: u idiot m asking abt urs
S: to aap kon se prime minister h jo aap ka beta paas hoga.



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Once James bond met a dog in jungle
he said, " I am bond..!! JAMES BOND.
The dog bites him & replies
I am dog...!! Mad dog.



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2 beggars r sitting on a park bench in Mexico City.
1 is holding a cross & 1 a Star of David. Both
r holding hats to collect contributions. People walk



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3 nurses all decided 2 play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got 2gether on break & discussed what they
had done 2 the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he



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Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik gareeb nay isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!



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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila



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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.



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ek pagal dusre pagal se
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi



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Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana...



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Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...



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"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

.

.

.

.

POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE.



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2 choozo'n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono'nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono'n
Murghay hyn ...

Moral :
Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ...



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When I was a baby, I play with toys. I am babe now so now I only play with sweet boys!!


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Sardar ko truck ny takkar mar de
Friend: Yar jo hona tha ho gya pr tu itna dara kyun hy?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k peechay likha tha
“Phir Milen gy”



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Professor: what is symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor: what is For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?


Sardar: BANANA



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1 sardar sheeshe ka samne beth kar study kar raha tha

why?

becoz ov three reasons

1. dobara revision na karna pare...

2. apne uper nazar rahe...

&

3. He likes combi



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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.



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College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya
Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay



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Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…
Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???
Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test krana tha.



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