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Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga



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Tumhe Apni Girlfriend Ko
“i love u”
Bolna Hai,
Balance Khatam,
Ab Kya Karoge,
Kabutar Ke Gale Mein Bandh Ke chitthi Bhejoge,
Nahi Na,
Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai,
apni Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do…..
Main “i lav u” Boldeta Hoon…..



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Zindagi ek Gift hai, (Qabool kijye) Zindadi ek Ehsaas hai, (Mehsoos kijye) Zindagi ek Dard hai, (Bant lijye) Zindagi ek Aansu hai, (Pee lijye)
Zindagi ek Pyaas hai, (Pyaar dijye)
Zindagi ek JUdai hai, (Sabar kijye)
Zindagi ek Milan hai, (Muskura lijye)



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aisha yar muje acha laga tu share kar dia..........!!!
well apko hansi nahien aai thats not my fault.........!!!
2nd aksar pathano k jokes ache hoty hain.....
take care


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EK larkI ROZ SUBHA
Darakht KI DALI PE CHArH K BeTH JATi THi,
PUCHO KYU?
BECHARi MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYi Thi,
APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTi THi



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Miaaoou!
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Meeaaou!
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Meaoou!
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Meeaoou!
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Meeaoou!
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( @ ! @ )
( =¥= )
Boht khob!
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“Humari billi
Humi ko meeaou



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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai



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Mohabat aak bar ho jaye to us ko bholapan kehtay hain, doo bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, teen bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hain


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Wife: Jaani kash ap SMS hotay Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: kaash tum ring tone hoti r main her haftay tumhe change karta



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Sardar: Aj chicken bohut mazy ka bna hy kia koi khaas masala laaya hy ?
Sardarni: Ni bus zara murghi jl gi the wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.



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Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.



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Chicken Ready,ges Boss
Omlet Ready, ges Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai



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Situation
Be4 marriage:
rose r red
sky iz blue
i luv 1, that iz you…
After marriage:
roses r dead i ve flu,
dont com near,
prray murr tu .



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Ma Hoon ASIF ZARDARI!
Ma Hoon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari



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