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Wife SMS Text MessagesRead our following latest collection of Wife SMS. Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages.A Sad girl was sitting with her husband Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen. Girl: Who's the first? Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le. ***************** Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen? Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein." ***************** Bivi: ap ny pichly sal Eid py meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha, is dafa kia irada hy? Shohr: is sal us men current chornay ka irada hy ***************** Aisa aadmi jo galati par ho aur haar maan ley, woh? AQALMAND. Aur Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho magar phir bhi haar maan ley, woh? HUSBAND. ***************** WIFE , Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND , Nahi , Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha, ***************** Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di. Moral? “jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein” ***************** Wife:Wht iz ten years wid me? Husband:A second. Wife:Wht iz $1000 4 me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second ***************** Biwi Ghusse Main Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband Payar Se To Phir Itni Dayer Se Kha kyun Rahi Ho ***************** Wife cam hom wid a goat. Husband asked”Iz bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri ha!” Husband:”Bakri sa hi poch raha hon” ***************** Wife:Who jo samnay admi drnk kar rah hai , Usko mainne ten saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha.. Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai Husband: Itni lambi celebration. ***************** Wife: Janu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karlati, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ***************** Hw wman cal their husband in first six years Year 1.Janu Year 2.O G. Year 3.Sunte ho? Year 1.O bunty ka pappa Year 1.Khan mar gaye? Year 1.Tm ate ho k main aaon? ***************** Wife: If I die wht ll you do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will you marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bi kar sakta hai ***************** HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,husband ghar se offic chala giya Raat ko phone kar ke pucha:"Khane me kiya hai WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum kha kar so jao me ata hoon! ***************** one Dolatmand shaks Sadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is Ka Akhiri Lamhat Kareeb Aye To Doctor Nai Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tm Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda Ka Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m ***************** bevi : Look A Thief Haz Enterd Our Kitchen And He Iz Eating the Cake Prepard By Me Husband: Whom Should I Call Now Police aur Ambulance.. ***************** Wife Messages - Wife Greetings MessagesWe are continuously adding new smobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Wife SMS forwards Just read the new Wife SMS and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Wife SMS. If you want to submit Wife SMS then you can send mail to us.We have love sms to wife, angels wife lovers message board, birthday message for wife, romantic birthday message for your wife, romantic message for your wife, wife message, wife lover message board. |
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